Michael O. Wieclaw

Had a very busy day. Too busy if you ask me.

Had band practice. The set Friday is as follows unless Miles fucks it up:

1. Our Old Shit Was Better

2. Miles Davis Would Have Hated This Shit

3. Fashion Killed My Friends But Taught Them How To Fuck

4. No Children

5. I Haven’t Been Punk Rock Since ‘86

6. She Works Her Body Like Supply And Demand So I Guess That Makes Her An Economist

7. End Transmission

I submitted my project to Kickstater. I’m really excited to get it approved and get the ball rolling. Hoping they come back with positive things to say or just a “yes.” I’ve come to grips with promoting it really hard even though it maybe annoying. I really like the items i want to produce and I think people will too. If you haven’t “liked” METAL THE BRAND on facebook, please do. I’m going to ask for all the help of my friends to spread the word of the kickstarter.

Saw  3 TIMES TOXIC tonight at the Launchpad. It was good. Steve is a good friend i wish i talked to more; however, he has a great drummer so he can talk to him. A bunch of metal bands played after them. I didn’t stay. Call me an ass if you will.

My friend Dave and I are getting Starcraft2 2v2 lessons from EGStrifcro on Tuesday. I’m pretty excited about it. He’s going to teach us the mechanics of it. Currently, he and his partner are like the best 2v2 team in the world.

PS happy birthday Devin. Love you heaps.

Oh geez. Just burped. It tasted super yucky.

Today was eventful. I had planned on filming my kickstater video today as of before Saturday night. Then, Saturday night hit and it seemed that Alex wouldn’t be coming over to spend the night to help film the next morning. Alex is one of the guitar players in my band, and an actor. I trust his aesthetic judgement when it comes to film. You see, I would be doing little filming because I’m… tied up the entire time or in the bubble bath. Trust me—it’s pretty good. As Alex read the script he was laughing and such.

I’m still working out a lot of kickstater stuff. Hopefully people will like it and want to pre-order my art.

Karie, the other guitar player in my band just turned 22. She had a party at her sister’s house, which was like a 70’s shag pad. It had shag carpeted walls, dark stone fire place and piller things. So lush, wish i would have taken pictures. The best part of the night was watching Karie and her Mom face off Robba and his Dad in beer pong. Epic shit.

Been shy to starcraft for a few weeks. To be honest i never get sick of watching it, but I take 1v1 loses personally sometimes. If someone better than me beats me, I’m totally cool with that. If someone beats me that wins by stupid luck, or cheese i get mad, bro. Really mad.

I played a variety of starcraft games today. Played with David doing 2v2’s and got platinum. So jawesome. Played with Arthur and Alfred.

My pans for the week—finish the kickstarter. YAY!

Went to Albuquerque Comic-Con last weekend. It was good. Saw Data from Star Trek and got really drunk with Jessica Heath. Other things happened. The AC was on high so that people wouldn’t smell because we all know they don’t wear deodorant. I bought nothing cause they had nothing that I really wanted toy wise.

My bed has been an inflatable mattress I’ve borrowed from my friend Justin. It died a few days ago. Well, I guess it just has one big hole. I tried fixing it, but fixing made it worse. I have another inflatable mattress, which i finally got a pump for, but it doesn’t keep inflated through the night either. This sucks.

My lower back has been killing me since New Years due to the physical gymnastics.

I’m unsure what i’m going to do next.

Paul Harrington has moved back to ABQ. Love this. He entertains me.

Just bought all the Cary Ann Hearst and Mike Trent records. I needed them badly. If you’re not familiar with, here’s a video. The shit is awesome.

As some of you know, i’m in the midst of a brutal divorce. She wants everything, and I don’t feel she’s entitled to any of my assets. If she wants anything she can have my debt. Seems only fair if you ask me. She’s also forcing custody on me for our two children, Cody and Boomsheeka. I’m having them shave their heads in protest. Their mother will be furious and not want to pay child support. I like having the kids during the summer cause they steal gas grills from trailer parks and suburban homes and re-sell them at the swap meets at the fair grounds. All-Star American kids to the max.

Alfred keeps using the quote “I’m out of money, i have no army, and I need to expand.” He says this a total of three times per game. 33.3 % of the time he means it. … get it… he does it as a joke to get under my skin, but really….. IT’S TRUE a 1/3 of the time! 

He’s trying to be me too in pictures and in jive.

His wife always wants to play Starjeweled with me. I don’t know if i should tell him or keep leading him on that nothings happening. Because of this, I’m probably not going to the wedding. I would hate to have my emotions take over and ruin the buffet, which i hear isn’t that great. He says bacon and water chestnuts will be there. If they are not, it will all be for not. Not the marriage or all the lies, but the travel to it and stuff.

Going to get a perm, facial, and pedicure Saturday before bowling and karaoke.

I’m going to write an in-depth report on my tour with friendly fires here in a few days. I remember a lot of details dealing with my adventures.

NEVER LISTEN TO DOMINIC GOMEZ WHEN PLAYING RISK. HE’LL WIN WITH CARDS!!!!!!!!!!! WAR HORSE!!!!!!!

Cleaned out the garage. It’s clean… sort of.

Who isn’t excited about the new EVERY TIME I DIE album! Now, if they would only incorporate “Logic of the Crocodiles” into their set. Here’s the song and video filmed at Peabody’s in Cleveland, my old stomping grounds. Lyrics are below. Though abrasive, lyrically, it’s out of this world—much like all their works.

i am a very important person. i’ve acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph. hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford. i have a very expensive pen. i use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words. i attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio. though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings. i have everything, let me show you around. smile you fucker, it’s not often you get this chance. love is just an exchangeof corporate documents. i’ve reviewed your rapport and i feel you’re a prospect for mechanical salvation. this is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties involved. technically this is just a business merger. a consolidation of liquid assets. we are respectively geared towards customer service. there is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you’re willing, i am sure we could synchronize agendas. swift, and efficient satisfaction. through innovative planning, we could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive and adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment meeting. promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline. raises are granted based on performance.

WOW what a productive few days!

Finished www.acestattooabq.com as well as got a sticker order for them together with my favorite printer JAKPRINTS. Always fun. You can see the the web site at the address and the sticker graphic is on my website under the Aces client area.

The band Beard wanted a new sticker. I made one, but they want to use it for a later shirt. It’s still in development, but whatever. They are getting a different graphic i made for the sticker. It’s just their logo with some cool …. aesthetic tangents.

Been working on the kickstater. I changed the script entirely. I need to film it next week. Should be fun, but I’m stressing about.

Been working on some of my premiums for the kickstater, which is some of my art i want to get out. I’ve been sculpting little cute objects out of supersculpy that I will mold and make gummi candy out of. There are two series of gummis in mind. Get excited.

Starcraft2 1v1’s have been good. Losing more now, but I’m paired with platinum and diamond players though I’m still in silver. Miss Arthur. He’s been busy. Alfred continually disappoints me though i’m not playing sc2 with him. It’s like residual radiation.

The key to any wise decision is timing. A timing based on a level of self hunger. If the time is missed, it sets off a chain reaction of “being left behind.” (ex. Nothingface) Imagine it this way: You eat when you’re hungry. Most of the time, if you’re similar to me, you look ahead and shop for groceries or make take away plans. When you forget or ignore planning ahead, you go hungry—missing that moment of pacification. Nirvana if you will.

I hate Courtney Love, but yet I respect her more than most people I look up to. Through madness and delusion she has achieved everything she’s ever wanted. Nothing has stood in her way. I can’t blame her choices—they are the result of an ingrained bitterness from her early life. She’s never needed love, excuses, or anything else… well, maybe a lexus or two. No, seriously now, she has worked to make this elaborate popular truth that we call COURTNEY LOVE.

She killed Kurt. Orchestrated this elaborate plan to get famous, become wealthy and win after being abandoned by everyone. Manipulation is the key to getting everything. Case in point: living forever, being remembered—her long-lasting infamy.

Stumbled upon the gamer LASTSHAWDOW or LS in the SC2 community. He looks like William B. from the ACADEMY IS, and dresses like an Asian tween (irrelevant). Have mixed feelings about him and his indirect philosophies. What I do like about him is his critical SC2 talks. He speaks such truth about the game and the balance. He can be considered, in my opinion, a dangerous player.

Nick and I played 2v2 a lot today. I had a great time. He is really pushing me in different direction. Watched some of our replays—learning a lot about our styles. We started playing 4 days ago, placed into GOLD, and got promoted to PLATINUM today. Fucking weird. I wish 1v1 was like that, but then I’d need to play over 30 games a day. 

When Arthur and I played the other day I felt something similar to what Nick and I have been feeling. It’s been like this understood building and protecting and buying time.  Arthur has been surprising me. He usually does fantastical things like only mass carriers. You may think, does that work? The answer: Yes. To my surprise my micro isn’t that bad, and i give him enough time to get in a OP position. Ahhhhh, what i’m really saying is he is moving away from that a bit. Trying some new builds, and keeping us alive through 5 to 8 minute all-ins.

I feel Alfred is like a 3D movie.

I’m starving. Fucking starving. (Systematic abandonment)

I’ve been listening to LFO a lot. Not that sissy band, but the british electronic band. It’s Edd’s favorite. I like where it takes me.

I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO CHECK OUT THEIR BLOGS AND IT’S IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET THEY RE-POST. YOU SUCK, ASSHOLE.

Had a super time last night playing at Burt’s. MITE had a band meeting. Made me feel good and I didn’t fuck up being all drunk and shit. I did lose my NIKE pull-over hoody. It’s one of my favorites. I need to look out fo my shitz.

Anyway, congrats Car Thief and Glitter Dick for being sweet and stuff. Like the way things are happening for you, and I really do hate everyone in both your respective bands.

I felt awesome during their sets. Started crowd surfing/ball crushing—whatever you want to call it. Some chic in a red hoody grabbed me and was like stop being a dick. I was like not saying anything and walking away. She would have hit me, and I would of not been able to do anything except take the wrath of the she-bitch. If you know her, give her a huge wedgie and tell her to chill the fuck out.

While leaving, in alex’s car, i threw a bunch of change on the ground around these girls and yelled “dance.” So awesome. Then one of them came up to the door of the car, opened it and punched me a few times. So boss.

Yesterday, while cleaning and fixing my drums, I found my glasses. So happy about that.

Playing again with NICK on sc2. He’s awesome. Our timings are similar. I wish I was silently on a team where i could practice all the time against builds and getting one on one cock action. >……… weird.

So. I got herpes last night. Like the booger?

I found this in the fridge today. So glad i was looking out for the sober me.

Had a dream last night that I took some person to court after hanging out in some house that was like something out of cops with random hooligans being all dumb. For some reason the art center design college was in it. They were the organization getting my legal council. First, they show me a colorful-childish video to help me make the decision to NOT press charges and prosecute this guy. Then after that they bring in this girl wearing some type of super hero suit. She was a speaker to inspire not to continue pursuing this. In the dream, I started screaming. “This is why i don’t go to school here anymore. You guys don’t take anything seriously, and I should blackmail you for my tuition back.” They did get me a lawyer though after i fucking freaked out on their amateur asses (this is focused at the administration). Don’t remember anything else. Lucky I remembered this much.

All my ice cubes smell like garlic.