As some of you know, i’m in the midst of a brutal divorce. She wants everything, and I don’t feel she’s entitled to any of my assets. If she wants anything she can have my debt. Seems only fair if you ask me. She’s also forcing custody on me for our two children, Cody and Boomsheeka. I’m having them shave their heads in protest. Their mother will be furious and not want to pay child support. I like having the kids during the summer cause they steal gas grills from trailer parks and suburban homes and re-sell them at the swap meets at the fair grounds. All-Star American kids to the max.
Alfred keeps using the quote “I’m out of money, i have no army, and I need to expand.” He says this a total of three times per game. 33.3 % of the time he means it. … get it… he does it as a joke to get under my skin, but really….. IT’S TRUE a 1/3 of the time!
He’s trying to be me too in pictures and in jive.
His wife always wants to play Starjeweled with me. I don’t know if i should tell him or keep leading him on that nothings happening. Because of this, I’m probably not going to the wedding. I would hate to have my emotions take over and ruin the buffet, which i hear isn’t that great. He says bacon and water chestnuts will be there. If they are not, it will all be for not. Not the marriage or all the lies, but the travel to it and stuff.
Going to get a perm, facial, and pedicure Saturday before bowling and karaoke.
I’m going to write an in-depth report on my tour with friendly fires here in a few days. I remember a lot of details dealing with my adventures.
NEVER LISTEN TO DOMINIC GOMEZ WHEN PLAYING RISK. HE’LL WIN WITH CARDS!!!!!!!!!!! WAR HORSE!!!!!!!
Cleaned out the garage. It’s clean… sort of.
