I’m in deep regret for not grabbing our deep fryer from Jessica’s place. It maybe wing night for .40 a wing at BWs, but F that. Costco makes cheap things possible.
I applied to be Charlie Sheen’s new media intern. I’m only doing it to try to sleep with his Dad. Just so i can use the phrase “your dad, my boyfriend, whatever.”
It’s rough when you’re on youporn and you’re in the mood for that one video you saw weeks ago. I have nothing to go on except brunette, huge knockers, not American, slutty, hawt, cool silk thing hiding muffin top. If you see it, let me know.
Music is the Enemy’s Texas tour thing was amazing. Had a great time in Lubbock with some new friends. Bud, the most notable, is in a metal band called Redeemed Chaos. He loves the Deftones. Like loves them. I do to. Diamond Eyes is awesome.
Saw GlassJaw in Denver last week. It was life altering. The new stuff is out there, but i’m really into it, and I want to see them again. They are a band I will follow on tour, along with Matthew Good.
Music is the Enemy is in a pickle right now. The EP release is next week, and nothing is done. I’m pulling some strings, making favors, and pleasuring lots of 55 year-old ladies so it will be done.
If you all haven’t noticed the Pineapple before please look at it and marvel. It’s of stellar design and shit. It is ready for battle. It has a spine. It is yellow on the inside. So much to debate on this delectable fruit.
Be good to yourself.
