Magic exists. It just has to. I feel that the bag of hot dog buns in wal mart fell down for me to pick them up. For what reason? I don’t know. If it gets me that ‘thing’ i’ve always wanted, i’ll be grateful.
Remember Emily Grate? She was so fun. Cheers.
I’ve been working on this illustration/shirt design for The Ill Motion. It’s pretty awesome. It’s a toilet with dragon heads coming out of the bowl. I’ve always had the idea but never drew it.
I’ve been reading her blog again and looking at lots of pictures. I think the move is permeant. That would freak the fuck out of me but then again i’m not jewish. I’m glad that she has what they’ve always wanted: acceptance and a feeling being recognized/belonging—whatever you’d like to call it. I think her boobs got her halfway but then she would start talking. I hold on to some memories. I think back to how fucking pathetic i was and how pathetic i wish i could be again now that i’m 150 lbs heavier. Part of me wants to butter up and call, reach, exchange something. She figured me out. It’s hard to admit but it happened.
Finishing some fun things up these past few days. Not huge amounts of it or the kinds that stics (or so i’m hoping not). I promised myself to find a peace after Sunday. Look into the void—come out with nickels.
No one wants to play Starcraft with me. I’m still really mad at Jerry and I want to hit him. I watched a few replays and thought back to when i was in bronze. I loved it. I could own more than half my matches. Now i can’t own any. Fudge.
I want to share with you my love for Mayfair games (the makers of The Settlers of Catan). I called them to say that I didn’t get a few pieces that were supposed to come with the seafairers expansion. They asked what i needed, took my address, and that was it. Got it today. No hassle. Probably the coolest thing ever.
I want to share with you my hate for taxes. I signed over a check for 2406 today to the federal gov’t. Knew it would be a lot this year, but not that much. Pisses me off it’s not going to anything but military sand box operations. What should happen is that if you’re a sole proprietor/small business/entrpenur(sp?), and you have student loans, fed taxes can be waived if that money goes into paying your student loans. Makes fucking sense. Or not. I don’t know anything about anything. All i know is that magic happens.
If i was president or socialist dictator i would do/work toward the following:
1. Nationalized health care / OBLITERATE HMOS.
2. Free internet for everyone in one form or another.
3. Fed Taxes go to individual student loans for people who make or run their own business.
4. Anything alien related is revealed to the public.
5. All newborn boys will have reversible vasectomies.
6. Couples or individuals must obtain a license to have children or acquire children. (it’s harsh. It would never happen. It’s de-humanizing in a way. But I think it makes a lot of sense.
7. Trans-fats will come back into food.
8. War and military related expenditures will be reviewed by breast cancer survivors and gay people. They will give the yay or nay to if the spending is worth it.
9. Wal-Mart will continue to be wal mart but a large percentage of those goods must be made in the united states, mexico, or canada.
10. Military, under the guidance of breast cancer survivors and gay people, will shift its efforts from terrorism to the finding/imprisonment/torture of people involved in any kind of human trafficking/sex slavery/child prostitution.
11. Caught with or involved with child pornography means castration then death.
12. All illegal drugs are legalized. Highly taxed with all taxes going to a large anti-drug education campaign starting when children hit any kind of schooling. Demand = Supply.
13. Legalize gay marriage should’ve been higher, but it came out here.
14. Clone dinosaurs (aka jesus horses) asap.
15. Outer space planet colonization will be like important or something.
16. Gun position will remain the same; however, bullets are now $5000 dollars a piece. (chris rock)
17. I wish i had more underwear.
18. I do they are just dirty.
19. I would make someone marry me against her will. She’s mexican.
20. Slush Puppie machine for every office in america.
